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Tasty Meats (Done Dirt Cheap) is a parody of an AC/DC song written in 1976.
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You're havin' trouble with your average steak,
It's givin' you the blues.
Don't taste like meat, more like a turd instead,
Here's what you gotta do.
Pick up the phone, I'm always home!
Call me anytime.
905-BUTCHER,
The best meats is mine!
Tasty meats,
Done dirt cheap!
Tasty meats,
Done dirt cheap!
Tasty meats,
Done dirt cheap!
Tasty meats, and they're done dirt cheap.
Tasty meats, and they're done dirt cheap.
You got no chops, no fish, no pepperettes,
You don't know where to start.
I'm the teacher with the meat knowledge,
It's time to fill up your cart, fella.
Let's grab a grown meat on the bone,
That there's a tasty treat.
Grab your fork, and stab that cow,
Let's eat some fuckin' meat!
Tasty meats!
Done dirt cheap.
Tasty meats!
Done dirt cheap.
Tasty meats!
Done dirt cheap.
Tasty meats, and they're done dirt cheap.
Tasty meats, here comes a guitar solo!
Hey vegetarians, I want you gone,
'Cuz you ain't got the guts.
Of givin' kisses on them scrumptious cows,
Enough to drive me nuts.
Shove your carrots right up your ass,
It's time I made a stand.
I'm feelin' mean, I'm tough on the street,
I'm the butcher man!
Tasty meats!
Done dirt cheap.
Tasty meats!
Done dirt cheap.
Tasty meats!
Done dirt cheap.
Tasty meats, and they're done dirt cheap.
Tasty meats, and they're done dirt cheap.
Tasty meats, and they're done dirt cheap.
Tasty meats, and they're done dirt cheap.
Pepperettes, porkchops, marinade steak,
Done dirt cheap!
Tripe, cow tongue, Chilean sea bass,
Done dirt cheap!
Oh tasty meats,
Done dirt cheap!
Oh tasty meats,
Done dirt cheap!