Free Shit




Ricky Butcher

Free Shit is a song featured on the season 2 episode Readin' the Bowl.


Doug had it made when,
They said, he's dead!
I played it up and,
I got, free shit!

But now he's fine and,
It sucks! I can't get shit for free, for free.
But I'm a rockin' star,
It should be free for rockin' stars.

All I want is,
Free drinks! Free cheese!
I want that each day but,
Goddamn! I shouldn't have to pay, to pay.

Why can't it all be free?
Who hasn't heard of me?

I rock, if you buy,
All of my shit!
I'll make sure, Doug dies,
For lots of free shit!