Crazy Toenails is a song featured on the season 2 episode Fightin' the Greek.
The first time I loved I was broken,
Crazy woman had a beef with my feet.
Second time my love that was beaten,
By the putter of an angry Greek.
I don't know where things went wrong,
I don't know if they ever went right.
It seems I've been at the bottom,
Of love's porta-potty all of my life. (Getting crapped out!)
Wrapped up my lovin', but now I wanna try,
To put love's wing in my sails.
But I can't 'cuz you got a crazy loud liquid snore,
I'm alone with my toenails.
I'm alone with my crazy toenails...